Thursday, November 22, 2012

People frightened of tasty animals. Only in a gelded socialist state of Massholes.

Complaints About Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline.
Here in Alabama, the good old boy would be sayin' as he picked up the carcass -- with his shotgun still smokin' -- "And I want ta THANK YOU, you stupid bird."

15 comments:

Willin V. Wood said...

Dead critters don't attack people. Well, at least it ain't vicious attack rabbits.

Hefferman said...

The article says they are in an urban area and can't use firearms. Then use a cross bow, and have turkey for dinner.

Anonymous said...

They have sticks placed around the yard? How about a club!

William Flatt said...

The Massholes at Communist Broadcasting System deleted my comments from the article page several minutes after I posted not because I used harsh language, but because my part of my username is 'MINUTEMAN'. So much for the fracking First Amendment.

That's OK, their days of tyranny over this nation are numbered; they have been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!

Will Flatt
Minuteman Patriot
100% III'er

Vegas Dave said...

amen brother
happy thanksgiving
glad you are feeling better

- vegas dave

Anonymous said...

Well if Mass. is anything like the Commonwelth of Kentucky There is a good chance that killing the bird is a felony crime.(anamal cruelty) Ky has just proposed a new law that will create a anamal offender regestry. Just like sex crimes we'll now have anamal crimes. They'll even get you the same time in prison and on the same list.

OldTCS said...

Being chased by food. A lot of people in the world would like to have that problem.

Anonymous said...

Hard to believe the Revolution started there isn`t it. Must have been before certain type`s of ' immigrant`s ' arrived.

Anonymous said...

One of my NCO buddies from the Corps lives Brockton, Mass. and he said these clowns are wimps through and through, they hate guns. Basically these folks are zombie chow.

SpiderMonkey

Lucas Evans said...

I was born and raised in MA. I am a full-blooded Masshole and it pains me everyday. I see Obama bumper-stickers everywhere. We have the worst gun laws in the country, save for maybe California. We are so full of limp-wristed Democrat lefties that if the turkeys organized, they could probably conquer the state by force.

I'm just waiting for some states to secede and I'll move there and help build a new country. If not, I might start breeding/training combat turkeys, overthrow the state government and declare myself warlord.

Anonymous said...

No small coincidence , but one would pronounce that acronym " POOF-TAH "

"A small framed ,effete , male ."

Charles N. Steele said...

If they come that close, why waste a shotshell? This is what machetes are for.

Dov said...

Hysterical! Here on the farm we don't bother with guns; we just grab our turkeys by the neck and slit their throats. Tasty!

MI-copperhead said...

Hard to believe this is the same state in which the "shot heard round the world" was fired on April 19 1775. The founders must be rolling in their graves.

Bear said...

@Lucas: " if the turkeys organized, they could probably conquer the state by force."

I think they did.

Sheesh, here in New Hampshire the prob with turkeys is accidentally running the stupid things over in the road. You'd think that sort of "accident" might occur to your neighbors if they can't shoot 'em.