Sipsey Street Irregulars: "We represent the Lollipop Guild . . . and in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land." Know an insane dwarf? Eric Holder wants to hire him.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"We represent the Lollipop Guild . . . and in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land." Know an insane dwarf? Eric Holder wants to hire him.

"Holder Justice Department Recruits Dwarfs, Schizophrenics, and the ‘Intellectually Disabled’"

It is impossible to make this excrement up.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: It looks like God is smiling on Robert Reich.; August 22, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Considering much of the DOJ's behavior, and especially the ATF, I'd be willing to bet that they've been actively employing the mentally handicapped for far longer than the release date of this memo.

Just a guess, y'know.; August 22, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Frederick H Watkins said...: Unbelieveable.; August 22, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Anonymous said...: Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

B Woodman
III-per; August 22, 2012 at 7:12 PM
Anonymous said...: I picture really tiny shoulder holsters with .22 derringers.; August 22, 2012 at 8:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Hmmmmm, I'd say the ATF already implemented this policy. :); August 22, 2012 at 11:52 PM
Anonymous said...: One day, we're all going to look back on this era and laugh...I hope.; August 23, 2012 at 12:04 AM
Anonymous said...: So what else is new? Has not all of FedGov been staffed by dwarfs, schizophrenics, and the intellectually disabled for quite some time now?

Snaggle-Tooth Jones; August 23, 2012 at 12:10 AM
jcomeau_ictx said...: OK, I can see why they'd want a bunch of psychopaths and idiots, to do the insane, illegal, and immoral things they want done without question, but why dwarves? :scratches head:; August 23, 2012 at 12:54 AM
Anonymous said...: Will this administration go down in history as 'Snow White' (Hilary!) and the Seven Mental Midgets ...?

It's just that there is a few more than seven of them!; August 23, 2012 at 7:23 AM
Dedicated_Dad said...: Well... Schizophrenic/mentally-disabled *MAY* help explain why F&F seemed like a good idea to someone at the time...

d'Ya s'pose this is a diversionary campaign intended to help relieve the consternation over F&F?

I think I know what the OIG report is going to say now...

"
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DOJ policy requires DOJ to hire as many schizophrenic retards as possible.
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I'm sure it will come as no surprise to Mr. & Mrs. America that -- after a long and laborious investigation -- we have determined that Fast & Furious was in fact the brain-child of a schizophrenic retard.
...
It will be impossible to prevent similar 'issues' in the future, since the aforementioned schizophrenic-retards are likely to come up with more insanity, and EEOC regulations prohibit their termination - in fact we're contemplating the 'lateral transfer' of one of them over to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve!

It seems obvious that he could do no worse, and ..."; August 23, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Justthisguy said...: "Self-Identify", huh? Lessee now319; I don't have a law degree, but I never get less than a B+ on those online AQ tests, and actually have an account at Aspies for Freedom. I never could figure out why anybody would want a law degree, though.; August 27, 2012 at 12:20 PM

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I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"We represent the Lollipop Guild . . . and in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land." Know an insane dwarf? Eric Holder wants to hire him.

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