Sipsey Street Irregulars: A Darwinian moment in Montana. Don't go around all drunk and ghillied up.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Darwinian moment in Montana. Don't go around all drunk and ghillied up.

Sasquatch stunt takes a tragic turn on highway. It is impossible to make this stuff up.

A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell.

Schneider said Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m.

“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: Just proves the fact that you CAN'T FIX STUPID !!; August 28, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Anonymous said...: Yes, you can.

He is no longer stupid.; August 28, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Congratulations Mr. Tenley. Your Darwin award will be mailed to your estate.; August 28, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Dedicated_Dad said...: I'm surprised he got hit by 2 cars and not shot by 2 rifles!

Show of hands: How many would shoot a bigfoot if they could?

As sightings become more numerous, there are more and more people out there hoping to bring home PROOF.

Nothing more "proof" than a carcass, IMHO!; August 28, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Anonymous said...: I stand corrected ..two cars.... CAN FIX STUPID!!; August 28, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...: "Nothing more 'proof' than a carcass, IMHO!"

Boy, you'd sure have one surprised taxidermist!; August 28, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Just God's way of taking out the trash; August 29, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Anonymous said...: Messin' with Sasquatch , @ 70 MPH !; August 29, 2012 at 8:40 PM

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