Sipsey Street Irregulars: First rule I was taught is that you should never issue an order to a subordinate that you know can't be carried out, especially if it is just CS.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

First rule I was taught is that you should never issue an order to a subordinate that you know can't be carried out, especially if it is just CS.

U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly.

6 comments:

Semper Fi, 0321 said...: Priceless video clip!!!

I thought that was SOP in the Corps, now they will have to issue ass mufflers?; August 25, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Bad Cyborg said...: Mullins' Law:
Nothing is impossible to the one who doesn't have to DO it.

It OFFENDS Afghans???? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??? What do Afghans do when they have to expel flatus, for goodness sake? Hold it in till they are alone? Perfect the art of flatulating silently??

Somebody needs to frag the nitwit who originated that order. SOON!; August 25, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Barack Obama said...: There is actually a good reason for this rule.
Muslim men, upon hearing another man break wind, react to it by having an erection, as this sound is the age-old mating call from one muslim man to another. The poor muzzies were wandering about with erections distorting their uniforms, looking for a special friend, or a goat.; August 25, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Robert Fowler said...: Saturdays as a young Marine. Trip to the mess hall for corned beef hash and eggs. Then back to the barracks and wait for the games to begin. Ahhh, the good old days.; August 26, 2011 at 8:05 AM
DC Wright said...: I recall my first night in Vietnam, laying in my rack in the barracks at Phu Bai, watching a bunch of idiots sitting around in their drawers, farting and trying to light the escaping gas with their Zippos. One or two managed to put on an impressive display. Which made me wonder why the flame didn't get sucked back up inside. I figure the skivvies helped prevent that, but it was a sight I'll never forget... try as I might!; August 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM
HaroldC said...: Evidently farting in the presence of others in many Muslim cultures is a social taboo and an unforgivable faux pas. Doing so causes an immediate loss of status among Muslims. Personally I think it impolite but Muslims can believe any stupid and ridiculous thing they want. It would be good to keep a dog around then to deflect blame. But then they also consider dogs to be ritually unclean.; August 26, 2011 at 2:11 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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First rule I was taught is that you should never issue an order to a subordinate that you know can't be carried out, especially if it is just CS.

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