A detective on his way to the storage closet with his nightstick was advised of the "Rodent of Unusual Size" and doubled back to his desk for his .38 S&W.
Called 311 once to report rats roaming about in broad daylight on the next block. They said call back in 30 days if the rats are still there. Guess the rats have friends in City Hall. P.S. "311" is the NYC non-emergency reporting number.
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You know, when I saw the headline, my first thought was:
"Somebody nailed Bloomberg with a pitchfork?! That's old-school right there. Gets the job done, though."
Then I saw the picture and experienced waves of disappointment.
Sigh.
Practicing for bunglecrats...
A pitchfork? In Bed-Stuy...? Bloomy must be sooooo proud.
Good heavens! I knew NYC had big rats, but that's incredible. I'd want my shotgun handy, for sure. Those things come in large bunches!
I'm sure a pitch fork would work on him too. Same breed and all...
I hope that is a fake / photoshop.... it would be awful too think that a rare white rat of that size would be killed.
Reminds me of an old Barney Miller episode.
A detective on his way to the storage closet with his nightstick was advised of the "Rodent of Unusual Size" and doubled back to his desk for his .38 S&W.
Off topic but does anybody know if the terrorist who shot up the Mexican casino were using Obama walked guns?
Sweet Odins Raven that thing is huge!
Grenadier1
Oh, shit...Bloomberg will be on a tear to ban those evil assault pitchforks now.
That is so cute.. A baby wharf rat...
Called 311 once to report rats roaming about in broad daylight on the next block. They said call back
in 30 days if the rats are still there. Guess the rats have friends
in City Hall.
P.S. "311" is the NYC non-emergency
reporting number.
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