Friday, February 21, 2014

Does Jesus Shoot An AR-15?

Of course, just a little research could have shown Bateman that the idea of God as warrior is thoroughgoing in the Old Testament and a motif that is carried into the New Testament as well. Jesus was no doormat or pacifist (see Matthew 10:34-36), and he certainly used violence when it was called for (Matthew 21:12).
See also Herschel's Notes From HPS

9 comments:

igor said...

No; He does NOT shoot that little poodle-shooter. He shoots a REAL rifle: the M-14.

Anonymous said...

I speak with the Lord on a daily basis and he has informed me that Jesus has a 1911 & a Spencer Rifle, both 7 shot capacity.

ag42b said...

Once again, LTC Bateman shows us why he has reached his terminal rank, and will not be promoted again.

˙He should retire now and seek employment at some far=left college, where his views will be accepted and encouraged.

Anonymous said...

Jesus! Sorry Jesus, I mean, Jesus!
M240! You'd look good packin it Man! ahem, Jesus. Is that AR really You? Ahem, sry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7w_gh7uY

Anonymous said...

I thought everyone knew? Management doesn't carry long arms.

God carries a .45.

Jesus carries a .357.

Anonymous said...

Jesus took on the three mind control institutions of his time.

He pissed off the bankers when He took the switch to them for charging interest and creating economic slavery.

He offended the Pharisees (religion)by including everyone in the church (i.e. women and the poor) and teaching that a middle man isn't needed in your relationship with God.

And He took on the government and it's police in the form of the Romans and their centurions to end the abuse and slavery they were instituting.

He taught us that EVERY human being has infinite value and is ALWAYS worth defending.

Moe Death said...

Gee, Domino and I always thought Jesus was a Benelli man. Hey, He DID invent Bushmills...

Bill and domino
III

Anonymous said...

http://www.barnhardt.biz/the-one-about-jesus-and-guns/

Anonymous said...

Well, He did come into Jerusalem on a colt...