Saturday, October 23, 2010

Caption Contest



My entry: "Geez, they sure get upset about dumpster diving around here."

33 comments:

Jeff said...

"Awright, you take the 50 on the left, and I'll take the 40 on the right. Go on three."

dakotas5 said...

I don't think they'll all fit,we shoulda brought another dumpster.

David III said...

Harry Reid: So Nancy, I think they might be mad at us.
Nancy Pelosi: We just need to explain to them that we know best! Go on Harry, I'll wait here.

Sean said...

"Who are those guys?".

Anonymous said...

"They may take our lives, but they can never take our freedom"

Rider said...

WTF who invited guests?????????

Anonymous said...

Hey, WTF? They told us we would get the cheese if we filled out the voting forms.

Anonymous said...

Where all da white women at?

Ken said...

..."why did ya throw that rock?"..."i told ya never throw a rock at a man with a gun!"

Legal Alien said...

Explain to me again the difference between "COVER" and "CONCEALMENT" . . . . .

ParaPacem said...

" I blame Bush".

or
"Don't worry, they're just SEIU organizers..."

or

"Yeah, they had to arrest that old grey-haired woman with the Tea Party signs."

or even,
"They kept asking me if I knew where some guy named Vanderboegh lived."

Taylor H said...

"Protest in the street, you said. Set a good example, you said. Well WHAT NOW jackass?!"

"Note to self: never EVER threaten to kill white babies ever again..."

"Hey, you can't use riot shields, that's racist!"

Anonymous said...

I never hoped to see change like this!

Uncle Al said...

"You hear somethin'? Here, have another toke."

Anonymous said...

"You go. I'll cover you."

Anonymous said...

"I got the lattes last time."

Joel said...

"Let's join the fun," he says. "What could go wrong?" he says. Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Brainiac.

or,

Why are all the protesters running that way? Is that a Starbucks?

Anonymous said...

Damn, Bro, we're gonna have to call in air!

Fatebekind said...

" Why don't you take a look to see if they're still there?"

or

" I told you not to stick that Threeper sticker on Bloomberg's limo..."

Anonymous said...

" I done told that goofy mother*cker not to be yellin that alah o akbar bulls*it!"

Ed said...

What was that line about going to Hell in a trash bucket?

Anonymous said...

Bro, dey gon shoot you so full of holes, they be nothing left but shit an food stamps.

Anonymous said...

Butch Cassidy: Ready? OK, when we get outside and we get to the horses, whatever happens, just remember one thing... hey, wait a minute.
Sundance Kid: What?
Butch Cassidy: You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?
Sundance Kid: Lefors? No.
Butch Cassidy: Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

half

DB said...

"I think we can take em'." "Alright on three, one, two..."

AlphaWolf said...

Lil Jimmi is gonna be upset when we tell him Waldo aint here.....

kenlowder said...

Well there's hundreds of them and only two of us, what should we do.

Rambo: well surounding thems out.

Christian Patriot III said...

Guy on Left: UN Peace Keepers!!

Guy on Right: No worries. The other side is painted like a busted up van smuggling slaves. That'll keep'em down their end of the street for years.

- OR -

HALO 3 reference:

Let's get inside and start jumping!

- OR -

Guy on right: I said arrange for an ex-filtration vehicle and you come up with a dumpster?

Guy on left: Exactly. Just climb inside there and wait for pickup.

Guy on right: When is pickup?

Guy or left: Things should pickup pretty quickly when you start chucking the 'nades I stashed inside - now move it!

Anonymous said...

And you told me 6 Mags was enough ! I should brought more !!

III more than them said...

"Okay, we bounded in like the manual say, but now what???"
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"Cathcart, you idiot!"
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"'AP' is a news organization, right? Tell me it is. Please...."

monkeyfan said...

"Well, here we are."

Anonymous said...

Do you think the rest of the 3 percenters will save us? Or are we it?

Witchwood said...

"I wanted to go play miniature golf, but somebody insisted we speak truth to power. I hope you're happy."

Anonymous said...

Guy on right..."Oh by the way here's that 100 dollars I owe you"

Guy on left..."Thanks...by the way I have been sleeping with your wife"


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