Sipsey Street Irregulars: "Oat Keepers"? Another country heard from . . .

Thursday, May 20, 2010

"Oat Keepers"? Another country heard from . . .

One more love letter from a confused collectivist.

-----Original Message-----
From: Carla Polinski
To: GeorgeMason1776@aol.com
Sent: Thu, May 20, 2010 1:06 pm
Subject: Oath Keeping

George,

It gives me great pleasure to tell you that you are a coward and a con, sir. You will not be able to foment a civil war in this great country, as you and your Oat Keepers are a serious minority (much like the KKK). However, your words and actions inspire me to write you and let you know that I think you are a gay-repressed fartbag who will probably die from a hate-induced heart attack before too long.

Sleep horribly,
Truer Patriot Karl

29 comments:

Flight-ER-Doc said...: Carla? Karl? Is he/she/it confused?; May 20, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Phelps said...: I think it speaks volumes that Oathkeepers probably are a minority in the US population, but a majority in the Armed Services.

That's really the most salient point, and the most unsustainable situation.; May 20, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Taylor H said...: Uh...ok then...; May 20, 2010 at 4:52 PM
jeffohio said...: Hey Carla, his name is not George, and if you stayed awake during school(assuming they still teach American history)you would know that George Mason was a patriot during Americas WAR for independence.
Why are these lib-tards so ignorant!
Carla, if you find "George's" comments offensive, then read up on what the REAL George Mason said about civilian fire-arm ownership.; May 20, 2010 at 5:29 PM
G3Ken said...: Isn't it amusing that they:

1. Never have a real understanding of the topic or subject they are blabbering about. Not obeying unconstitutional orders vs. KKK? WTF?

and

2. Always feel the need to start with the name-calling, as if that makes their point any more salient.

Yes and they're the party of "tolerance"? Too bad we're expected to tolerate their perversions, but they don't need to respect the fact that others may have ideas or opinions that differ from theirs.; May 20, 2010 at 5:31 PM
Dakota said...: Well "George" ..... LOL as they always say you can't please everybody ya know.

I am sure that this is just an example of the crap that you are dealing with daily. We're out here behind you and we understand that it will likely be the enemies of the Constitution that will start this thing.

As always I pray for all of us.; May 20, 2010 at 5:35 PM
CorbinKale said...: I would view such messages as affirmations that you are on the correct path.

Thanks, for taking the fire.; May 20, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Anonymous said...: "[Y]ou and your Oat Keepers are a serious minority..."

What in blazes are oat keepers? Are they similar to bread boxes? Do oat keepers function as storage bins for the manufacture of granola?

Are they minorities because there is some more popular way to keep oats?

Carla/Karl/Carol/ is as confusing as he/she/it is confused.

(I rarely resort to ad hominem attacks but some people are not worthy of much respect.)

MALTHUS; May 20, 2010 at 6:05 PM
dwayne chandler said...: To hell, with the Oath Keepers!
There, that's my two cents from my corner of the active duty military, directed solely at the Oat Keepers.

Most sincerely, not anonymously, dwayne chandler.; May 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Dear Karl:

We are the minority with all the guns. That makes us a majority.

Hugs & Kisses,

III; May 20, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Tangalor said...: I think this karla is trying to suggest that quaker oats are no longer a majority breakfast for most Americans, and this fact is sad.

I'll rename myself Oat Keeper, and make sure all the ideals and tastiness of Oats are safe. My Oat is my bond.

I swear to all that is Oatly, my Oat shall never be forgotten! ... ... and at this rate, probably not sewn, either...

Seriously, though, I thought we were all screwed.. it turns out we're just gonna be a little 'abnormal' in the #2 department.

I see it hitting the fan, and it is bad.; May 20, 2010 at 6:28 PM
straightarrow said...: Oat Keepers are feed bags you hang over a horse's muzzle. I guess this guy was too far south to realize his other end needed to eat so he hated the Oat Keeper.

Uh, George?? I thought your name was shhhhhhhh........agent 009,; May 20, 2010 at 6:59 PM
BrianF said...: Mike,
How come you never tellus these things. First we find out you're a secret British agent, and now we find out you're the Quaker Oats guy.; May 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Mike, I am sure this crap gets old but damn, what comic value!!

Pickdog
III; May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM
Anonymous said...: AHH...... So that's where all the bags of oats went.
Damm Hord-er.; May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Who was it who said something like "It's almost better to be despised by the despicable than to be admired by the admirable."?; May 20, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Mike in KY said...: "Gay-repressed fartbag".

I think I'm going to start using that as my sig line on internet forums.; May 20, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Gaige said...: So...

... is this a chick or a dude?; May 20, 2010 at 7:33 PM
DMS said...: Mike (or "George," gotta love that...), I can't say I would have your patience in dealing with this sort of incoherent vitriol from the lost and losers of the world every time I opened my email program. At least you seem to manage to keep a sense of humor about it.

On the plus side, this sort of thing does throw into sharp focus the nature and quality of our enemy. We're not exactly up against the best and the brightest humanity has to offer.

Dave
III; May 20, 2010 at 8:07 PM
Jennifer III said...: Karl, Carla, whoever/whatever you are....are you from Asia by chance?

I found a great site with some of your buddies on it:

http://www.engrish.com; May 20, 2010 at 8:07 PM
Dan said...: What's with the 'gay-bashing'? I thought being gay was okay with those who are open-minded? How many times have you read or heard about these libiots calling somebody this sort of crap? Wouldn't their fellow darlings, whom they root for, be offended?

Morons.

Keep smilin' Dutchman. You're a better man than I am!; May 20, 2010 at 8:58 PM
thedweeze said...: I'm not sure of where one stores oats: a bin? a silo?

But I do know that after you give them to the horse, he can keep them. :); May 20, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Moe Death said...: OK, now I get it... My confusion was caused by a Libtard. It's not the whiskey's fault at all... no... really...

Bill
III or maybe IV fingers in...
PS. why is "hornio" the verification word?; May 20, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Dedicated_Dad said...: I wasn't going to comment - had nothing to add that hadn't been said - but then I saw the "WV" word:

"Tratio."

That would be "noun - 'The number of quislings like Karl/Carla/whatever vs the number of TRUE Patriots left in our once-great Republic.' "

So far I'd say the Tratio's running about 47 to ...

oh...

III

DD; May 20, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Witchwood said...: In revolutions, it is the minority that moves the majority, not the other way around.; May 21, 2010 at 5:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Mike,
"And I will love him and stroke him and call his name George." -- Abominable Snowman to Bugs Bunny

Isn't it so nice to know that you are so loved?

B Woodman
III-per

wv: "bringdap" (??); May 21, 2010 at 6:10 AM
Dave B III said...: "coward and a con"

"gay-repressed fartbag"

Yet addresses you as "sir". Makes one wonder just how far down into the primordial mire "it" must have slidden, in order to exist in that plane in which one must look upwards, with due respect and a snappy salute, to the above descriptive phrases.; May 21, 2010 at 7:03 AM
Ed said...: Mmmmm. Oat meal, flour, sugar, baking powder, butter, vanilla, salt, chocolate chips - cookies! They're keepers!; May 21, 2010 at 12:45 PM
piraz34 said...: Back in the late Sixties, this then young boy from L.A. (that's Lower Alabama for the rest of ya'll), was proudly sailing around the world in a weapon of mass destruction and wearing the uniform of a Yankee Sailor. Every U.S. Navy vessel of substantial size had hundreds, if not thousands, of fartsacks aboard.

I am unclear as to how many oats one could keep in a fartsack. And I am not sure anyone back in those glorious days ever tried to fill a fartsack with oats. I am sure that a oat-filled fartsack would be to heavy to be carried by one person.

I do know that a fartsack would easily contain a very large fart bag, or two "normal sized" fartbags.

It has been rumored that fartsacks were used aboard Navy ships in an ancient, secret, sacred, and somewhat pagan ritual involved with crossing the Equator.

We now return to our regular scheduled programming.; May 21, 2010 at 3:07 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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