Friday, March 9, 2012

But, but, wait. If they're "secret militias" then how can the Southern Preposterous Lie Center find them when they can't find their own ass with both hands?

Shhhh! They're a secret.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a secret. It wouldn't be a secret if I told you.

SWIFT said...

In these days of looming budget cuts, there should be little or no doubt that either the FBI or Homies, put the SPLC up to this magnification of the Sovereign Citizen movement. Perhaps, "talking on background", so there would be no official connection between the SPLC and the FBI/Homies, the message/request was to justify a bigger budget. In these times of total government deceit, any assumption, such as mine, is NOT beyond the realm of possibility. Perhaps we should direct our congressmen and senators to drop the facade and make the SPLC a cabinet level post!

Anonymous said...

"It's a secret to everyone."
H/T to Zelda.

B Woodman
III-PER

TPaine said...

It's the "militia" you don't see that's gonna get ya! They can interview anyone they want, but they're not going to get the real story. Too bad, because if they did, they might back off.

Anonymous said...

I'm a militia of one.

emtgene said...

SPLC- never met a terrorist who isnt a white male. Milked millions out of poor blacks and guilty liberal whites. Screw em.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice that when the report started, they were militias, but right at the end, he said they were "hate groups"?

Anonymous said...

I noticed that the SPLC ignored those clowns in DC who are ignoring the law (Constitution)and advocate violence against US Citizens (targeting them overseas) as well. Just another double standard in which the "Law" is one sided.

Grog said...

Shhh, don't disturb the mighty potok while he's hunting wabbits, he needs his secret to be only whispered about, so he will think everyone else is confused and will come to him for a drop of (non)wisdom.

Grog
III

Sckinhunter said...

I really detest these so-called journalist that report these stories on TV with the "you shot a puppy" eyes.

Frederick H Watkins said...

Mike, You made the Spring edition of SPLC's "Intelligence Report." I'm quite proud of you.

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2012/spring/militia-madness

Nice picture of you there about mid-page.

I find difficult that there are 1274 militias operating in the US and I haven't heard as much as a whisper of one operating/meeting around where I hang out in the countryside of central Georgia.

Chaplain Tim said...

I want to see the DVD that the SPLC put out for the police. It would be interesting to see that refuted point by point.

justiceseeker51 said...

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PRAVDA ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO AMERICAN MEDIA?
Accuses U.S. press of 'deliberately hiding evidence' of Obama's 'fraud'
Published: 2 hours ago

http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/pravda-asks-what-happened-to-american-media/

LOVE iT!....;-)

Anonymous said...

hehehe, these reporters kill me. It started as militias for the first 10 seconds, the middle was all about sovereign citizens then the last blurb quoting the southern preposterous lie center was about domestic terrorists... Wow, that really was some weaving and stretching, eh?

Allen said...

SPLC relies on internet postings as "intelligence".

I think I'll make 5 more yahoo profiles, have each make a "militia" yahoo group, add all my other e-mail addresses to those groups. and then report them all to the SPLC

oh and I have to remember to fill up the calendars with "training events" and leave the comments readable by the public.

oh wait...the SPLC is probably ALREADY DOING THIS.

Anonymous said...

"They [sovereign citizens] believe the laws of America do not apply to them."

What chutzpah! Who do they think they are--Congress? ;^)

MALTHUS

Cameraman said...

You Got to Believe The Southern Pimp Lawless Center..Militia going Gray..Have a Nice Day..Ok and a big Cup of Phuck you Mark!