Barack Hussein Obama He said that all must lend a hand To make our 57 states strong again Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama He said we must be fair today So “sweeties” must get equal pay Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama He said he will reach out his hand To the enemies of our land Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama He said red, yellow, black or typical white person Guess whose wealth I’m gonna spread? Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama Oy! Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama
A man was in Mexico on business and lost his passport. When he tried to get back across, a TSA agent stopped him. The man said, "but I am an American and I can prove it. I have a tattoo of Bush on my left butt cheek and Reagan on the right one". The agent was intrigued and agreed to take a look. After one look, the agent said "yep, you are an American and have a safe trip back to Chicago". The man replied "thanks, but how did you know I was from Chicago". To which the agent said "I recognized Obama in the middle".
35 comments:
They're all going to be "butt" jokes. :-)
Where's that U.N. butt?
Who's butt do I need to kiss to get the Olympics in to Chicago?
Who's butt do I need to kiss to get a Nobel Peace Prize?
Castro, Chavez, Ahmadinejad... I've waxed my lips and I'm ready!
Constitution? I'm ready to kiss it all goodbye.
Hugo, I got somethin' for ya.
Hey! Where's my halo? I'm supposed to have a damned halo when before my picture is distributed! Oh, a kiss first? Well, OK....
The campaign contributions price for a Goldman Sachs White House lackey? $994,795
Flashbacks of suckling at Saul Alinsky's ideological teat? Priceless.
-S
III
Come on! You know you want to.
Word Verification: imbusse
French. Full. Full of ones self. Or, Full of a sense of superiority. I kid you not.
http://fr.thefreedictionary.com/imbusse
You love me! You really, really love me!
B Woodman
III-per
Kiss your [fill in the blank] goodbye!
Options:
- country
- constitution
- liberty
- rights
- guns
- money
etc.
Hi Mike,
"Does he or doesn't he....
only Michelle knows for sure!!"
"That's Duce, not Douche!"
give me some sugar Hugo.....
Dr.D
New World Order, allow me to assume the position...
Dear Reader catches his reflection inedlycia the mirror...
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's a pretty boy? You are! Muah!"
Space for rent.
Gee, and here I thought he was blowing blessings upon the crowd.......
"After George Soros' crusty old one to get me elected its all easy from here on out"
Your rights? You can just kiss all those goodbye!
ROFLMAO!!! I got several laughs out of that pic. Thanks,
YeOldFurt
"Hey Barney(Frank), come give Daddy some sugar..."
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
and witty,
and bright. . . .
B Woodman
III-per
I've got a cramp!
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make our 57 states strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
So “sweeties” must get equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said he will reach out his hand
To the enemies of our land
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or typical white person
Guess whose wealth I’m gonna spread?
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Oy!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
It looks like a diss kiss, that gang members might use, sooo... "With this kiss, I diss the American People."
" . . . and here is a special one for my dearest friend Larry Sinclair . . . ."
"Read my lips - kiss my butt..."
POTUS-Begging for a busted lip!
Renegade
III
"I'll kiss your ass if you just love me!"
Obama lets his teleprompter know i'ts still #1 in his life.
- How's my appeasment? Call 1-800-KISSASS.
- May God be Praised.
- The only time he's not lying (rare photo!)
Eric
III
This picture reminded me of a story:
A man was in Mexico on business and lost his passport. When he tried to get back across, a TSA agent stopped him. The man said, "but I am an American and I can prove it. I have a tattoo of Bush on my left butt cheek and Reagan on the right one". The agent was intrigued and agreed to take a look. After one look, the agent said "yep, you are an American and have a safe trip back to Chicago". The man replied "thanks, but how did you know I was from Chicago". To which the agent said "I recognized Obama in the middle".
Pucker up America!
The Emperor thanks America for the New Clothes..............
HABCAN
Hey Michelle, use less vinegar next time.
Pres. Odumbo prepares to meet the Saudi King again.
Word verification: flitti
Insert... Ah, well never mind.
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