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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
If it ain't true it oughta be.
My thanks to John54 for this one:
Getting A Parking Ticket
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'dough nut-eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
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9 comments:
Monitor dehydration sequence begins in 3...2...1!
Priceless!
ROFLMAO!!!ROFLMAO!!!
Oh s**t! GASP! My chest is hurting. OMG!!!
That is straight-up gangsta, man!!
Bwahahaha!
That is incredibly clever. I need to try this.
Totally made my day. I'll be giggling for hours.
Please issuse a warning next time.I spewed tea all over my moniter.
That was funny! Ha Ha... However I did noticed it only continues to promote the Left/Right paradigm. It should have been just as funny to us free thinkers if the joke had ended with the bumper sticker being of the "McCain/Palin" persuasion. But that just wouldn't have made me laugh. Sad to say, even I am still caught in the trap.... but at least I'm conscious of it.
Saw this one a few years ago about Bush
I LOVE IT !
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