Remember Rule #1 from Zombieland?
This fellow seems to have made a successful adaptation to that rule, at least until he runs out of gas.
Of course since he's an "Only One," presumably the government will have fuel long after it has disappeared from civilian stocks.
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Hope the Fatass doesn't fall on anyone! If that pig dumps the bike they better put sand down on the grease smear!
The officer is in pretty good shape. Round is a shape.
Spokane Sheriff Says He Can Take Your Life And Affect Your Freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-j8ZyYsYdY
Annnnnnnd...
Cue the Krispy Kreme Jokes:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2877151/Time-lay-doughnuts-Cops-obese-workers-America-according-American-Journal-Preventive-Medicine-study.html
I always wanted to give a cop a sandwich bag of Cheerios and tell him they were doughnut seeds, unfortunately, I think the poor low IQ bastard would believe me.
That's f**king pathetic.
Couple items you may have missed, Mike. While I agree this individual is a disgusting thing to look at(and forced me to put away my lunch of enchiladas), if you look on his right hip, no gun. Okay, maybe he's a lefty.
On the cargo pod behind the right leg is clearly the word "ESCORT". That, combined with the orange light on a pole, leads me to the conclusion this is actually a funeral escort vehicle. Probably not the same fitness standards as a real cop(assuming real cops have such standards).
Strange if that's all he is why he's packing an asp baton and cuffs. "Shrugs". All I can say is if I had to be arrested by him, I couldn't resist because I'd be laughing too hard at his condition. Oy vey!!
As to him not being a cop, those are mag pouches on his belt.
Are those pregnancy pants?
Meh, Cop Unions. Gotta love them. Too fat, (cuz, you know, it is a disease or something), to give chase so they just shoot. Complete disgrace.
Ridicule and make fun. Gee, I thought that was a tactic of liberals. I guess cop haters are as blind to facts as Libs.
Panda nailed it...the guy is a private funeral escort and no, those are not mag pouches. Jeez!
THEBigFatPanda said...
All I can say is if I had to be arrested by him, I couldn't resist because I'd be laughing too hard at his condition.
Hell, even if you were ROTFL the fat bastard couldn't catch up to you nor stoop over to cuff you.
Meanwhile, nominations are being taken for this weeks Big Bang of Stupidity award. Here's mine..
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/man-shoots-himself-in-head-while-posing-for-gun-selfie/
At least he is "working", most his size are on disability collecting government benefits and planning their next taxpayer funded surgery.
I have never seen a fat firefighter (probably because they have to be in shape to carry all of their equipment and possibly someone who is injured in a burning building) but I have seen more fat cops than skinny ones.
Firefighters are in great shape, but fire chiefs? Yikes.
Mark? Mark Pitcavage? Is that you?
I've been looking for my adult Bull-mastiff, he was last seen in your office, have you seen him lately?
Imagine if you will . All that mass riding on a contact patch the size of a large coffee cup .
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