Sipsey Street Irregulars: Darned clever, those Dutchmen.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Darned clever, those Dutchmen.

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Judging American marksmanship by the amount of urine on the floor in public restrooms, we're going to lose the next war. I can think of any number of targets I'd like to see in American urinals.

10 comments:

Uncle Al said...: Heh!

A British manufacturer of old-style shoulder-high urinals used to put the image of a honey bee at the splash-free aiming point. The Latin name for that insect's genus is Apis.; February 28, 2012 at 7:18 AM
Hefferman said...: roolv volingalAim small miss small.

Here is my though on Urnal Art.
http://www.zazzle.com/obama+urinal+stickers

That is right get your own Obama Urnal Sticker today. :); February 28, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Legal Alien said...: How about a facial image of Eric Holder as a urinal target in USA????

just musing; February 28, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...: I can think of a few faces that would look good in that bowl.

SB Smith
TX; February 28, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Diamond Mair said...: I always liked this one ..................... http://www.lznam.com/images/J24.bmp

Semper Fi'
DM; February 28, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Anonymous said...: We have always had a picture of
"Hanoi Jane" Fonda in the urinal here at the clubhouse.The guys never miss.; February 28, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...: The urinals at my local VFW have a decal with the face of Jane Fonda in them. There are signs above the urinals at eye level that read "Stand close guys don't waste a drop". Urinals and floor are spic and span clean.; February 28, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Aaron said...: I saw this in a restaurant bathroom once:
"we aim to please...
you aim too, please..."; February 28, 2012 at 2:53 PM
josephpmartino said...: When I was working out regularly at the University of Dayton gym, the urinals in the men's room had regular targets (concentric circles) at the bottom. Yes, it provided us something to aim at.; February 28, 2012 at 3:48 PM
CowboyDan said...: "I saw this in a restaurant bathroom once:
"we aim to please...
you aim too, please..."

Restaurant. Right.. I was in that bar (P.K.'s, Carbondale, IL) more times than I care to count.

Those lines were next to "If your hose is short or your stream is weak, stand close to the wall or you'll piss on your feet."; February 29, 2012 at 3:08 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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Darned clever, those Dutchmen.

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