Sipsey Street Irregulars: UN appoints ambassador to space aliens (although exactly where they are is still a little vague).

Monday, September 27, 2010

UN appoints ambassador to space aliens (although exactly where they are is still a little vague).

"Coming up on Mark Koernke's Lack of Intelligence Report: UN to use Martians to disarm American public! Instructions to alien monsters written on backs of interstate highway signs!"

You know, it is impossible to make this excrement up. (Except the part about Koernke, wherein we are just extrapolating from past escapades in ludicrous disinformation.)

5 comments:

Kerodin said...: Just who would one choose to be Mankinds first point of contact, anyway?

Considering that an alien might just be sitting up there with his, er, finger on a death ray to wipe us out if we don't meet their expectations...who do we send to say Hi?

We're toast...

Sam
III; September 27, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Anonymous said...: It's fake: http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2010/sep/27/un-alien-ambassador-mazlan-othman; September 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
AlphaWolf said...: Hmm time to practice my singing yodeling......; September 27, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Sean said...: Sending an ET alien to be greeted and briefed by an "official" from the UN, is like having Rosie O'Donell appointed to investigate the Food and Drug Administration. The UN is mostly inhabited by govts. hostile to the US, and constantly trying to get us to give them money.; September 27, 2010 at 2:45 PM
cool breeze said...: One wonders just were this woman will set up shop. You know the aliens never land at the UN, MIT or Washington DC. They always land in a trailer park in N. Mexico or some wheat field.; September 28, 2010 at 12:38 AM

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UN appoints ambassador to space aliens (although exactly where they are is still a little vague).

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