Saturday, September 25, 2010

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its Compactor Man! I'm not sure whether to file this under Stupid Ciminal Tricks or Darwin Award Nominations.


Kids, don't try this at home.

3 comments:

EJR914 said...

Stupid Crook News.

Dr.D said...

dumb SOB got what he deserved

Dr.D III

Bad Cyborg said...

Unfortunately, someone actually has to die (or at least take themselves totally and irreparably out of the gene pool) to be considered for a Darwin. This guy might possibly qualify for an honorably mention although I am not completely sure about even that. I once nominated a 17 year old who was standing under a tree in a severe windstorm and was killed by a falling branch. The nomination was nixed since the person has to knowingly do something that can kill them. Like the guy who used a lighter to check whether a gasoline tanker trailer was empty. It wasn't completely and the resulting explosion blew him approximately 150 feet and killed him.

But the good news is that this guy is likely to qualify for a Darwin eventually.

Bad Cyborg X