Sipsey Street Irregulars: Now this is about as funny as it gets.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Now this is about as funny as it gets.

Really.

A snippet:

Add Jesse Jackson’s ride to prominent vehicles being stripped in Detroit.
Following the embarrassing news that Mayor Dave Bing’s GMC Yukon was hijacked by criminals this week, Detroit’s Channel 7 reports that the Reverend’s Caddy Escalade SUV was stolen and stripped of its wheels while he was in town last weekend with the UAW’s militant President Bob King leading the “Jobs, Justice, and Peace” march promoting government-funded green jobs.
Read that again: Jackson’s Caddy SUV was stripped while he was in town promoting green jobs.

11 comments:

Alvie D. Zane said...: Now there's some change you can BELIEVE in! Yes we can!

Presumably, Jackson's carbon footprint was reduced which can only be good news for all of us.

Now if someone would just take away Obama's keys to Air Force The One....; September 4, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Defender said...: The Escalade is about the most expensive mass-production vehicle available. Race-hustling pays pretty good. Folk singer Harry Chapin -- who never espoused prejudice or getting over on one's fellow man -- was killed in a car accident, probably because he drove only a little compact like a regular person.; September 4, 2010 at 12:25 PM
ParaPacem said...: Suggested Captions:

1. It's because I'm BLACK!

2. I call upon ALL of Michigan and ALL the Rainbow Coalition people to witness that THIS is how the MAN tries to keep you DOWN!!!

3. I blame Bush.

4. Well, at LEAST my 14 year old intern wasn't in it.; September 4, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Dennis308 said...: Must have been those Lil Ol Ladies from the Tea Party.LOL LOL LOL

Dennis
III
Texas; September 4, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Anonymous said...: I LOL'd...; September 4, 2010 at 5:17 PM
yup said...: LMAO, ya know wtf is it about our current situation that doesn't make you wanna place an order for more ammo and mre's; September 4, 2010 at 7:33 PM
armed_and_christian said...: That's what I call poetic justice. God definitely has a sense of humor!; September 4, 2010 at 8:10 PM
TPaine said...: I laughed so hard, I wet myself! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy! If that ain't karma, what is?; September 4, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...: I was stuck with Jackson on a flight from Chicago to Phoenix awhile back. He must have been flying in for the All Star Game the next night.

He had 3 bodygua.....er valets with him and he stood in the corner with 2 of them while the other got drinks or got the luggage. What a completely self absorbed tool.; September 5, 2010 at 8:37 AM
neal said...: Too bad he wasn't in it and instead of stripping it, they dumped it into the Hudson.; September 5, 2010 at 1:09 PM
Anonymous said...: What a great nation...any slimebag with no visible means of support may cavort in a Caddie!; September 7, 2010 at 8:06 AM

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I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

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Now this is about as funny as it gets.

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