Wow! Now I'm a British secret agent! With new lyrics to the song, "Secret Agent Man."

Who knew?

More importantly, where's my MI-6 back pay for the past 15 years?

Heck, I'd just settle for the $2 million Janet Reno owes me for identifying John Doe II.

WHO IS MIKE VANDERBOEGH IN THE ATTEMPT TO DESTABILIZE THE U.S. THROUGH AN OBAMA ASSASSINATION
By peeltheonion
March 30, 2010, 10:21AM

British Agents Caught (Again) In Terrorist Provocations Against U.S.

March 30, 2010 (LPAC)—British-run provocations are aiming to divert widespread hatred of Obama and his deathcare by a potential assassination and martyring of the President, as he is in their view, disposable damaged goods.

A British agent named Mike Vanderboegh, self-styled as an anti-government "militia" leader, boasted to the news media last week that he was behind the notorious bricking of Democrats' windows. This same Vanderboegh is organizing an armed provocation near Washington, planned for the anniversary of the April 19, 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

He claims publicly he is not aiming at Obama's assassination. But Vanderboegh vilifies Abraham Lincoln as a mass murderer and says when the coming civil war starts, we on the anti-government side won't make the same mistakes the Confederacy made — we'll make sure the government starts shooting first.

- Creating a British "Militia" Agent -

Vanderboegh's entire career was created by the infamous British anti-U.S. operative Ambrose Evans-Pritchard.

While resident in the U.S. in the mid-1990s as Britain's Daily Telegraph Sunday Washington bureau chief, Evans-Pritchard set up a web of paramilitary groups tied into British intelligence and into corrupted U.S. military elements. Mike Vanderboegh and another Evans-Pritchard agent named Jon Roland, worked together as sub-leaders of the British gang running outright agents and deluded populists in the "militia" movement, which Evans-Pritchard and other British manipulators said was directed against then-President Bill Clinton.

In Evans-Pritchard's 1997 book The Secret Life of Bill Clinton, the Brit describes how he himself boosted Vanderboegh into the public eye, as his loyal follower in the wake of the 1995 terror-bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. Evans-Pritchard put Vanderboegh into action in the British attempt to control public perception of covert criminal activities, and to blunt possible exposure of the British role.

Evans-Pritchard wrote that with "the abdication of the grand press, Americans have had to turn elsewhere for a more illuminating perspective [on what was behind the bombing], notably the John Doe Times. It is an Internet cyber-journal published by a warehouse manager in Birmingham, Alabama — Mike Vanderboegh — dedicated to exposing evidence of a broader conspiracy."

Evans-Pritchard relates that Vanderboegh was a militia man — he doesn't let on that it was in the "Constitutional Militia," created by Jon Roland and the Evans-Pritchard gang beginning in 1994. He writes that Vanderboegh was put onto the bombing case in "a cordial meeting" with a Federal agent. "Vanderboegh's militia group had done a favor for the feds, helping them crack a case involving theft from a military base."

Vanderboegh began putting out his John Doe cyber-journal "explaining" the bombing after reading an Evans-Pritchard article, and getting in touch with Evans-Pritchard's contacts. The entire output of Vanderboegh's British-bilge John Doe Times from 1996-1997, is accessible on Jon Roland's website.

- The Murderous Provocation — A Rerun -

This April 19, the 15th anniversary of the terror bombing that killed 168 people, various witting and/or deluded participants plan to bring loaded automatic weapons to a rally at Fort Hunt National Park, south of Washington, D.C., to be incited by Mike Vanderboegh and his collaborators. They will then bring their weapons on buses up to Gravelly Point, directly across the Potomac River from the Washington Mall, seeking to goad a response from the Feds.

On his own website, Sipsey Street Irregulars, where Vanderboegh instructs readers on how to prepare for inevitable civil war, he has posted a current article from his "old compadre Ambrose Evans-Pritchard"—British propaganda piece pushing conflict between the U.S. and China.

The planned armed instigation repeats previous criminal actions by Evans-Pritchard's gang. A few days before the 1995 Oklahoma bombing, Jon Roland forwarded to militia participants a report put out by Lord Wiliam Rees-Mogg of the London Times, that the Clinton Administration would begin oppressing militia people, and would carry out a big terror bombing and blame it on the militias. He induced deluded militia men to turn out to a March 25, 1995 rally in Cuero, Texas, to see if they would be arrested or shot.

Roland himself subsequently told this news service that Evans-Pritchard had put him "in touch with intelligence agents from around the world," and they had together set up various agents in charge of militia groups in the Midwest and Texas. One of these agents, self-proclaimed former Naval Intelligence man Brad Glover, was arrested in July 1997 on charges of plotting to bomb a military base.

Jon Roland, a professed "world federalist," now takes part with Vanderboegh, a professed "former Maoist," in the Sipsey Street Irregulars blog, boosting the end of the United States for their "old compadre" Evans-Pritchard.

Their British manager comes by his role with foreign dupes by family tradition. His father, Sir Edward Evan Evans-Pritchard, studied the irrationality of African native religions that would make them vulnerable to British imperial control, and later ran native troops for the British Intelligence Service, MI6.

LATER: Threeper Eric sends this:

There’s a man who lives a life of danger
Lefties tellin’ lies and he’s no stranger
With every move he makes
The SPLC conflates
Odds are he’ll be on Hardball tomorrow

Secret, AAAygent Man
Secret, AAAygent Man
A few more windows broken
And he gets all the blame

Beware the old man’s on disability
Takes his cane so he can walk the street
Be careful what you say
He might post it right away
We’ll see you on Sipsey Street tomorrow

Popping caps at Knob Creek range on Monday
Marching on the DC mall on Friday
“Now paging R.A. Bear!”
They’re running everywhere
Odds are he can’t end Absolved tomorrow

Secret, AAAygent Man
Secret, AAAygent Man
A few more windows broken
And he gets all the blame