If the ATF had a "Ten Most Wanted" list like their big brothers in the FBI, CPT R.A. Bear would be at the top.
Just in case you wanted to try again to track down the elusive CPT Bear. You've been asking around -- in fact, just about anybody you can find who's under oath in an ATF case gets asked about R.A. Bear. Or is it "Behr?" "Bare" perhaps? Or maybe "Bayer?"
You missed him at Knob Creek in October. You missed him in Indianapolis at the Indy 1500 gun show in January. You missed him at the S.H.O.T. Show when he shook A.D. Melson's hand. You even missed him in Alaska this week. (That one will probably cost you big time.)
Slippery bastard, ain't he? Care to try again? I'll be at the table at the back of the hall underneath the Sipsey Street sign and the Nyberg Battle Flag. I'll even be there Sunday, too. As to when I'll chat with CPT Bear, well, you'll just have to be there all weekend, won't you?
Mike Vanderboegh
The alleged leader of a merry band of Three Percenters
9 comments:
What is this? A game of sudoBear?
Give them enough (real) info and they'll eventually figure it out. They're evil, not stupid.
(Well, that's actually an 'assumption'. Possibly, I should use the subjunctive case...)
Just love it!
What show? Where? I could burn some avgas and say hi y'all.
This is Sparta! Only in the western US we were still raised to like girls and still know how to fight.
Cory
You know, if there was an enterprising young 3per out there they would make a bunch of shirts that read "I am R. A. Bear" nd pass them around a convention. That should tweak their noses.
We are many, we are all R. A. Bear.
To borrow a meme -
We are everyone.
We are no one.
We are everywhere.
We are nowhere.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We are Legion.
We are R.A. Bear.
Expect us.
Now THIS is a screen-spewer! Love it. I wouldn't be surprised, with Cpt Bear being so many places in so short a time, that he is, as suggested, many people under one pseudonym.
"Catch me if you can. . .
Ummmmm"
B Woodman
III-per
May your enemy be confused, sad and lost in the dark, and may you giggle and watch his misery.
I've wondered for the longest time if the Captain is related to the Sand Mountain Sikh threeper, Paibaxa Beetch .
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