Defy. Resist. Evade. Smuggle. SABOTAGE. You definitely should not do this . . . (Fill out multiples of the NY State Police Assault Weapons(s) Registration with the names and addresses of gun grabbers.)
Do you know what happens when a wooden shoe is stuck in the mechanism of a windmill? It grinds to a halt. (It's a Dutch invention, I'm proud to say.)
Do not, whatever you do, print a bunch of these out and fill them with false info and send them in.
Devilishly clever idea. Actually, I'd like to see a couple of million of these filled out and mailed to the PTB in New York.
Of course with the ten thousandth "Charlie Schumer" they are going to be automatically round filing them, causing only a strain on the office mail boy and the garbage collectors, so, whatever you do, don't be creative and pick at random from people who write anti-firearm rights letters to the editor, or the corporate officers of anti-gun companies, or the staffers of anti-gun politicians. That would be bad and would make Andrew Cuomo very angry.
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I think it would also be unwise to search out names of democratic donors, and fill out the forms with their information on it.
You should not utilize the following website to get started
http://www.opensecrets.org/overview/topindivs.php
You should also "not ever" take stacks of tax forms at the library and submit improper tax returns showing large refunds or balances due for these same people. It would be wrong to gum up the works for any organization or individual.
That would be wrong.
using a mail merge program would simplify the operation - something as an add on to acrobat, coupled with a spreadsheet as data source
Before it was part of a tank round, "sabot" was the French word for "shoe" and gives us the word "sabotage" referring to workers funny habit of jamming their wooden shoes into the machinery as a form of labor protest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabotage
One should also avoid pulling up an online NY phone directory and filling the forms with random names and addresses of real New Yorkers.
Get the list of registered voters of New York City, Rockland County and Westchester County. Subtract the names of pistol license holders in those counties that the local newspaper obtained through a FOI request. Use the remaining list for inspiration.
http://www.lohud.com/interactive/article/20121223/NEWS01/121221011/Map-Where-gun-permits-your-neighborhood-
http://gawker.com/5974190/here-is-a-list-of-all-the-assholes-who-own-guns-in-new-york-city
All they need to do is throw out any mail that doesn't have a NY postmark. Are there any III re-mailers in the NY area? Also might I suggest New York Times writers and staffers as excellent, upstanding and law abiding gun owners.
Personally, I place sabotage in the resist category.
I reserve the last action, the final S to be "shoot".
But hey, that's just me.
One should not use 999-99-9999 in places where social security numbers are asked for. Folks wouldn't want to transgress into territory that is reserved for illegal aliens.....
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