A Halloween Card to the corrupt leadership of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives & a personal postscript to Billy "90%" Hoover.

You say you're not scared of goblins and witches . . .



Nor curious congressmen with subpoena itches . . .



You say you're not frightened of the living dead . . .



But what of those who live rent-free in your head?

"BOO!"

(Scared the shit outta ya, didn't we?)

A personal postscript from Mike Vanderboegh to Billy "90 Percent" Hoover:

Billy, no matter how hard you beat your skull with your fists, we're still there, ain't we? Quit fighting the inevitable and go roll to the committee. They might even make you an immunity deal. Maybe they can even extend it to your misconduct in the U.S. vs. Clark case. At the very least, your head won't hurt so much. And your conscience, if you have one, will rest easier.