"Conflatus": Leftist canardists' heads continue to over-conflate, creating public health menace of tiny exploding brains.

WARNING! THIS POST DEALS WITH THE DANGERS OF COLLECTIVIST CONFLATION AND CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES OF SYSTEMIC RESPONSE TO MASSIVE LOGIC FAILURE!



Mainstream news reporter demonstrates how conflation begins.

Yesterday, I wrote of the public health menace of collectivist conflation as practiced by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Today, we have the latest example of conflation in action, by a sneaky little commie rat bastard at a tea party. You can find it at the wildly misnamed blog Common Dreams here.



Note that the little coward only showed the sign to his cell phone camera for an instant while everybody on the dais had their back turned. How'd he get that perch? News reporter perhaps? One thing is certain, if he continues to conflate at this rate, he will soon find that the internal logical pressure on his brain will build until this happens:

SPLC militia analyst over-conflates during interview on Alabama Public Television, 1999.

Or, if he's a smoker, this:

Photo courtesy of surveillance camera, men's bathroom, Southern Poverty Law Center headquarters, Montgomery, Alabama, illustrating the dangers of over-conflating and smoking at the same time.

In fact, the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta today issued a confidential public health advisory to the Secret Service to be on the look-out for this woman:


Janet Napolitano, Director of Homeland Security.

Reuters reports:

The CDC explained that since Napolitano's embracing of her department's report on "Right Wing Extremists," her conflation index has risen to the point where her exploding head might pose a danger to President Obama were she allowed to be in the same room. Future contact between the President and his DHS director will be by phone, according to the President's doctors. Said one on the condition of anonymity: "We want to err on the side of caution. You know the President has a moderate case of this disease himself and we don't want to aggravate it. It does seem to be communicable and Napolitano may have a more virulent strain."

According to a Journal of the American Medical Association article in 1995, "Patient Zero" in the Conflation Pandemic was identified as Morris Dees, of Montgomery, Alabama.

Rumor down in Montgomery County has it that ole Morris' head ain't exploded yet because he never had a real brain to begin with. Just a theory. But the good old boys down there have coined a new word for running your mouth and conflating at the same time: conflatus.