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09/20/2005 Archived Entry: "Feds are recruiting for the porn squad"

HEY, THEY'RE RECRUITING FOR THE PORN SQUAD! Could this be the career you've been waiting for? Well, maybe not exactly.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Three weeks ago when I reported the first spurts ... er, shots fired in the new War on Porn I really didn't quite believe it. But "it's twue, it's twue!" (And a Twinkie to anybody who can instantly tell me what movie I just quoted from.)

(Thanks to AZ for news of the weird.)

Posted by Claire @ 12:11 PM CST

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