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The Great Loompanics Unlimited Going Out of Business SaleSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2006-01-15 19:03.
Mike Hoy at Loompanics Unlimited Cartoon artwork by Bob Crabb. Transcribed below. Happy trails, Mike! [clairefiles] Announcing the Great As our drama opens Loompanics President Mike Hoy is having a conversation with Miss Demeanor, the office cat... "I hoped this day would never come, Missy, but we are going to have to close down Loompanics!!" "Meow?" "Well, sales have been steadily falling for several years, and we just can't keep the place going any longer!" "Meow." "Besides, I'm actually in my sixties now, and it's time for me to try my hand at something else!" "Meow." "While it's a sad day for us here, it means GOOD NEWS for our customers!! .. In order to clear out our inventory, we are offering everything we have for 50% off!!" "This short sampler contains all the titles that we have added since our 2005 Main Catalog came out! For complete list of everything we have for sale, check out our website at www.loompanics.com, or you can still get a 2005 Main Catalog from us for $5.00!" "Meow???" "Oh, you and me are still going to be together, Miss Demeanor, irregardless!" "Meow." "I recommend our readers use this opportunity to try something new..." "... Try some drug books, some alternative housing books, conspiracy books, sex books--see where something new will lead you!" "Owning Loompanics has been the biggest thrill of my life--for 30 years I got to live my dream (and stick it to the man!). I want to thank everyone who made it possible! Our customers, authors, artists, reviewers, interviewers, vendors, and most of all, the super efficient Loompanics staff... ...And everyone who made it necessary! All the censors, prudes, prigs and pigs in the world, especially in the U.S.A..." "Well, Miss Demeanor, it's time for you and me to waddle of into the sunset!" "Meow." [Click of key in lock] [They walk off into the sunset, Mr. Hoy tipping his hat] THANK YOU ONE AND ALL, FOR THIRTY FANTASTIC YEARS! add new comment | quote | 1752 reads
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BlogrollLewRockwell.comQuotesEvery man, woman, and responsible child has an unalienable individual, civil, Constitutional, and human right to obtain, own, and carry, openly or concealed, any weapon -- rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- any time, any place, without asking anyone's permission. -- L. Neil Smith Reread that pesky first clause of the Second Amendment. It doesn't say what any of us thought it said. What it says is that infringing the right of the people to keep and bear arms is treason. What else do you call an act that endangers "the security of a free state"? And if it's treason, then it's punishable by death. I suggest due process, speedy trials, and public hangings. -- L. Neil Smith Based on 253 journal articles, 99 books, 43 government publications, and some of its own empirical work, the panel couldn't identify a single gun control regulation that reduced violent crime, suicide or accidents. -- John Lott, commenting on the National Academy of Sciences report (PDF) on gun control laws Zero Aggression Principle ("Zap") "A libertarian is a person who believes that no one has the right, under any circumstances, to initiate force against another human being, or to advocate or delegate its initiation. Those who act consistently with this principle are libertarians, whether they realize it or not. Those who fail to act consistently with it are not libertarians, regardless of what they may claim." -- L. Neil Smith Formerly called the "Non-Aggression Principle", or "NAP" Why Did It Have to be... Guns? Make no mistake: all politicians -- even those ostensibly on the side of guns and gun ownership -- hate the issue and anyone, like me, who insists on bringing it up. They hate it because it's an X-ray machine. It's a Vulcan mind-meld. It's the ultimate test to which any politician -- or political philosophy -- can be put. If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and paying cash -- for any rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- without producing ID or signing one scrap of paper, he isn't your friend no matter what he tells you. If he isn't genuinely enthusiastic about his average constituent stuffing that weapon into a purse or pocket or tucking it under a coat and walking home without asking anybody's permission, he's a four-flusher, no matter what he claims. What his attitude -- toward your ownership and use of weapons -- conveys is his real attitude about you. And if he doesn't trust you, then why in the name of John Moses Browning should you trust him? -- L. Neil Smith "Tell me," I was once asked, "What do you think about gun control? Give me the short answer." To which I replied, "If you try to take our firearms we will kill you." -- Mike Vanderboegh The state can only survive as long as a majority is programmed to believe that theft isn't wrong if it's called taxation or asset forfeiture or eminent domain, that assault and kidnapping isn't wrong if it's called arrest, that mass murder isn't wrong if it's called war. -- Bill St. Clair TTLB |
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