Please Enslave Me!

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-12-16 20:01.

Larken Rose at Freedom's Phoenix - reductio ad absurdum on the arguments of people who claim that taxation is something other than theft. Bravo!

Quote:
Guy A: "Hey buddy, isn't that your car over there?"
Guy B: "Yeah. So?"
Guy A: "So someone's breaking into it! Look!"
Guy B: "Well, that's the price I pay to live in a civilized country."
Guy A: "Huh? Now he's hot-wiring it. You just gonna stand there?"
Guy B: "I'm willing to contribute to this great society we live in."
Guy A: "What are you talking about? You're being robbed!"
Guy B: "Don't be silly. It's not robbery. It's the will of the people."
Guy A: "What people? Aren't you the one who paid for the car?"
Guy B: "Yeah, but the guy who's taking it is serving the common good."
Guy A: "How does that guy stealing your car help the common good?"
Guy B: "Well, I trust he'll do useful things with my car."
Guy A: "Weren't you going to do useful things with it?"
Guy B: "Yes, but if we each just used our own stuff, there would be chaos!"
Guy A: "Well, you can trade stuff, but that guy just stole your car!!"
Guy B: "No he didn't. By living on this block I agreed to lose my car."
Guy A: "So anyone can swipe your car, and you don't mind?"
Guy B: "Don't be silly! Only the local carjacker can do it."
Guy A: "So whoever decides to be a carjacker is allowed to rob you?"
Guy B: "Well, if I don't like it, I can try to appoint a new local carjacker."

( categories: Politics )
Submitted by Eric L. (not verified) on Sat, 2010-01-30 08:56.

I cannot fathom the level of false syllogism that the author of this "satire" applied. Taxation is not theft, and theft, in this case, is certainly not taxation. How can one man stealing another man's car anything like paying taxes?

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2010-01-30 12:18.

Then you, sir, are part of the problem. Taxation is exactly theft. More precisely, it's extortion, backed by the threat of violence. Read my quote at the bottom of the right-hand column.

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