A Death in Hardyville

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 23:39:42 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Claire Wolfe at Backwoods Home Magazine - Mrs. Nat dies free and is buried free. No gummint need apply. [claire]

Every day of her life she was the kind of person who made life richer for others. And every day, she appreciated the richness of her own life. That beats fame and fortune any day.

"Remember the time she sent the IRS auditor off with a pat on the cheek and a plate of cookies?" someone said. "She said he was probably a good boy, but someone had forgotten to teach him him to mind his own business."

"Yeah. And when the census taker tried to ask how many toilets she had and she offered him some of her home-made potpourri to make his bathroom fresher. But she never told him a single thing."

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