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10/01/2006 Archived Entry: "The Mark Foley scandal -- those wacky Republicans"
OH, THOSE WACKY REPUBLICANS. They're just a laugh-a-minute. In an effort to (you'll pardon the expression) head off charges that they tried to pull a cover-up in the Mark Foley sex scandal, they've now turned their full fury on the hapless ex-congressthing. They -- gasp! -- actually want him to be held accountable under the tougher Internet sexual predator laws he spent so much of his time both passing and breaking.
But here's the real laugh. Be sure you don't have any spittable liquids in your mouth as you read this. Rep. Tom Reynolds, the big dick of the House re-election effort for the Rs, actually said, "Mark Foley betrayed the integrity of this institution."
Ohgod. My sides are absolutely splitting. I think I might rupture something.
Posted by Claire @ 12:26 PM CST