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10/25/2005 Archived Entry: "Who cares who's the next Fed chair/Astounding predictions"

I DON'T &^%$#@ing CARE WHO THE NEXT FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMAN IS. Does that make me a Bad Citizen? The name is Bernanke. I know nothing about him but what I've read in the news. I'll let Silver, if he's so inclined, ponder the specifics.

But ... let me slip on my turban and robe and grab my economist's crystal ball to make a prediction: Whatever the new Fed chairman does will distort the U.S. economy and therefore the culture and morality of the American people.

Oooooh. Oooooh. The spirits are sending me another prediction: Constitutional money will not return under Bernanke's leadership.

Oooooh. Ooooooooooh. Good heavens! The spirits are besieging me with astonishing news! They say: Inflationary fiscal flim-flammery will continue to enrich politicians and bankers while sucking the real economic substance out of individuals and nations.

Wow, amazing! Astounding! What insights! What psychic power!

And to think ... I give these heretofore unguessable Truths to the world without even asking anyone to fork over $500 a year for my financial newsletter.

Posted by Claire @ 08:50 AM CST

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