Archived Weblog Entry - 09/19/2005: ""

09/19/2005 Archived Entry: ""

Q. HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION does it take to change a light bulb?

A. TEN.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner Bulb Accomplished,

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally in the dark the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

(From Rick in Germany ... whose own politicians apparently aren't enough of a joke.)

Posted by Claire @ 03:24 PM CST
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