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04/01/2004 Archived Entry: "Greenspan heart attack rumors"
I WAS GOING TO STICK TO THREE ENTRIES TODAY, honest I was. But I had to put in this amusing anecdote. Debra here, subbing for Claire. Yesterday apparently, there were rumors that Alan Greenspan had a heart attack. He didn't (or so they say...), but the dollar fell anyway.
Greenspan's like, 200 years old, right? So if mere rumors of an illness can cause market fluctuations, what's gonna happen when he really does go to that big NASDAQ in the sky?
Posted by Debra @ 08:30 AM CST