[Previous entry: "The fedgov's aim is improving all the time (Kevin Tuma)"] [Main Index] [Next entry: "Cato on the U.S. tax system"]
04/16/2003 Archived Entry: "What federal agents do on a slow day"
WHAT FEDERAL AGENTS DO ON A SLOW DAY. They send letters like this:
Hello, I read your bio. I am in need of resources to completely change my identity. You see, I am a federal felon on the run from several agencies and other things. I cannot "legally" change my identity, yet I don't really know how to go about it. It is not merely the authorities I need to evade, therefore I am not sure how to go about this or the right route for me to take. I would greatly appreciate your help in anyway. God bless!
Hey, I thought you guys were supposed to be too busy fighting your war on ... whatever it is this week ... to bother trying to entrap dumb (but not THAT dumb!) writers. Next time one of you eejits sends me a letter like this, I'm going to post your e-mail address, too, and hope a thousand netizens heap derision on your little tiny pinhead.
Posted by Claire @ 04:31 PM CST