Blondes for Bob

Hi. I just turned 18 and I'm voting for Bob. You want to know why? Well, first of all, only Bob deals with the issues that concern me in my daily life. Like, well, sex. And let's face it: Bush and Gore are complete dorks.

Bob wants to make sure that all Americans get enough sex. Or at least once a week, anyway. Isn't that a worthy cause? Well, it's given me and my friends something to believe in.

Some have asked: But what if you get drafted? Well, if I get drafted, I will serve my country. I will serve my country with pride, knowing also that I will be gaining valuable experience that I can use throughout the rest of my life.

Bob's motto is: To love and serve. That's my motto too. Make it yours. Vote for Bob.

This has been a paid political announcement. Paid for by Blondes for Bob.