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The Anti-Gore

the Working-Man's Liberal

  • He's BLACK!
  • He's BLUE-COLLAR!
  • He's a FAMILY MAN!
  • He served his COUNTRY!

    ...and...

  • He's GAY!
  • Beware those "working man" phonies who were driven to private school in Washington, D.C., in a limousine, those wanna-be Afro-Americans pretending to be "black", those straight guys pretending to love gays. Get rid of the cheap imitations and vote for the REAL THING: the ANTI-GORE!

    When not working at the automotive assembly line, coaching Little League Baseball, or escorting his family to church, the Anti-Gore hangs out in leather bars and wrestles half-naked men to the floor with his bare hands!

    WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF LIMOUSINE LIBERALS. IT'S TIME WE HAD A REAL BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

    Points in the Master Plan of the Anti-Gore:

  • lots of free government stuff for working moms;
  • universal health insurance that begins at the moment of conception;
  • guaranteed gasoline at $1.00 a gallon;
  • gun control for White people too;
  • big tariffs on foreign products that take away American jobs;
  • sex education in pre-school;
  • increased social security benefits for everyone, not just old people;
  • more taxes on the rich;
  • free Internet access for gays and lesbians;
  • a macho bombing of some third-world country.



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