Bob Appears on Larry King Live
Larry King: This is Larry King Live. Tonight's special guest--Bob, the Sex Candidate! How are you tonight, Bob?Bob: I'm fine, Larry. How are you? Larry King: Let's get right to it. This sex plan of yours--how does it work? Bob: Well, under my plan, every American of voting age will be entitled to one free weekly episode of sex, at government expense. Larry King: This would take place at government-run brothels, what some would vulgarly call whorehouses? Bob: We prefer to refer to each establishment as an Orgasmic-Health-Clinic-and-House-of-Joy. Larry King: And who would work at these places? I mean it would take a lot of personnel to staff these goverment health clinics, wouldn't it? Bob: As with the rest of the federal government, employees will be recruited without regard to race, color, creed, or sexual orientation. But that's where my millennial draft plan will also come in. Each American girl and boy between the ages of 18 and 21 will be required to serve their country for 2 years, without regard to gender. However, they will be given a choice: to enter the military, or to do community service--the majority of whom will probably end up in a government health clinic. Remember these are young people. They are idealistic, and easily brain-washed. If old people like you and me, Larry, can get them to die for their country, surely we can get them to make love like good little patriotic troopers. Larry King: This is your famous Fight-or-F--- Plan? Bob: Some have called it that. We're calling it The Gender-Neutral Community Service and World Peace Act for the New Millennium. Larry King: Well, there you have it. Bob, the Sex Candidate, telling us you won't have to get married again just to get laid. This is Larry King, saying goodnight. 
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