Brunettes for Bob
Hi. I'm not blonde, and I'm voting for Bob. Bob doesn't discriminate on account of race, color, creed, sexual orientation, or hair color. Don't think that Bob is just the "dumb blonde" candidate. It is a scientifically proven fact that brunettes average 10 IQ points higher than blondes. And we're for Bob too.Bob wants to make sure that all Americans get enough sex. Or at least once a week, anyway. Isn't that a worthy cause? Well, it's given me and my friends something to believe in. And we're smart. Some have asked: But what if you get drafted and select civilian service over military and end up in one of Bob's Orgasmic-Health-Clinc-and-House of Joys? Well, if I get drafted, I will serve my country. I will serve my country with pride, knowing also that I will be gaining valuable experience that I can use throughout the rest of my life. Bob's motto is: To love and serve. That's my motto too. Make it yours. Vote for Bob.
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