Comments on Pro Libertate: "I Am Kerik!" What We Can Learn from Giuliani's Buddy Bernie

It's a painful memory..... and I must expunge it f...

2007-04-02T15:44:00.000-06:00

It's a painful memory..... and I must expunge it from that dark recess of my mind, for my conscience can no longer bear the shame. A confession is imperative if I ever expect to find absolution. On a hot, steamy July evening in 1999, at one of Manhattan's more exclusive night clubs, I set out to completely immerse myself in alcohol. It seemed fitting at the time. I was in a celebratory mood for having been recently promoted to assistant marketing director for a NY marketing firm. Being thoroughly inebriated, I somehow became intimately engaged with one of the notorious club whores. Within mere seconds, we were French kissing, even licking each other's faces before I found out, to my horror, that I was with a drag queen. "She" looked pretty good, and the perfume "she" was wearing had completely enraptured my senses. Maybe, I thought, I had found the right woman -like Richard Gere in the movie 'Pretty Woman'. Before my discovery, I was able to pull myself away from the tart just long enough to ask "her" for "her" name. In our passion, "she" was able to moan the name "Judy". Later on after "Judy" moved on to other men, the bartender informed me that I was making it with Rudy Giuliani! My God, I was making out with the mayor!?

Cap'n -- D'oh! And, good catch.

2007-03-31T21:43:00.000-06:00

Cap'n -- D'oh! And, good catch.

Will,Didn't Tom Ridge resign in 2004 (as opposed t...

2007-03-30T18:16:00.000-06:00

Will,

Didn't Tom Ridge resign in 2004 (as opposed to 1994)?

Gentlemen may debate the subtleties of the various...

2007-03-30T14:41:00.000-06:00

Gentlemen may debate the subtleties of the various ways in which Mr. Kerik has profited monetarily off of the oppression and exploitation of his fellow man under the guise of policing us; however my favorite example of his duplicitous evil is the story of how he claimed for his own a spacious, upscale apartment overlooking Ground Zero-- which was meant to aid the various emergency workers who were actually doing something productive in search & rescue efforts-- and made this generous charitable contribution his own personal porking grounds, whereby he would bed various flabby MILFs, var. 'Manhattanus elitus'. That list reportedly included Judith Regan, which unfortunately leads me to the personally shameful conclusion that he is more of a man than I; for if he can produce and maintain an erection anywhere in the vicinity of that soggy mess he must indeed be a god among men.