Notes from my Mafia Captivity

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:21:06 GMT  <== Politics ==> 

Russell Kanning at Keene Free Press - a short memo, from the Porcupine who was arrested for leafletting the local IRS office, about his prison digs, and the futility of his kidnapping. [root]

Let me tell you about a man I met before my trial in Concord. He is a short stocky man that speaks broken English. He lives in NH with a large extended family. He is proud of his job as a roofer at $18/hour even though it is hard work. But he has one great flaw in the eyes of the Federal Mafia: He was born in Honduras. So they will lock him up and send him back down there for a second time. Good job, Homeland Security.

So is it time to stop paying Federal taxes to the crime bosses in DC yet, those of you who still do? The government has not reformed either one of us. I will be out someday and even more determined than ever to undermine the evil system. My little friend also vowed to make his way back up to his family and to terrorize unsuspecting homeowners with his quality roofing.

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