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Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-07-10 06:11.

Iowahawk - a glorious, satirical romp with the cap and trade bill. [vanderboegh]

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In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

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