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HumorMake Your Own Flu ShotSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-10-31 07:48.
YouTube - If I lived in Canada, I'd probably recognize this guy, but I don't, and I don't. Funny, though. And frightening. [militant] add new comment | quote | 58 reads
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I Pledge Allegiance to the ObamaSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-10-05 06:34.
Rex May at The Libertarian Enterprise - unfortunately, the YouTube video to which he links has been removed, but the cartoon is still funny.
For the search engines: I pledge allegiance to the Obama
of the United Obamas of Obama, and to the Obama for which it stands, one Obama, indivisible, with Obama and Obama for all. add new comment | quote | 120 reads
Pachelbel RantSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-08-31 20:13.
Rob Paravonian at YouTube - playing the same eight quarter notes 54 times on the cello caused Mr. Parovonian to absolutely hate Pachelbel's Canon in D. Now he can't escape it, because that chord progression is used in many popular songs. Hilarious! add new comment | quote | 222 reads
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Nationalized Pizza Three Years LaterSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-08-19 05:41.
Craig Cantoni imagines what would happen if the Obamaists nationalized the Pizza industry. [korwin] (Washington - 2013) The Obama administration's promises about the benefits of nationalizing the pizza industry have not materialized. Since the industry was nationalized three years ago, Americans are facing pizza shortages, pizzas in only one size and topping, and pizzas that taste like the cardboard box they come in.
When announcing the pizza program in 2010, President [sic] Obama had promised that pizza prices would fall, pizza quality would rise, and there would be universal access to pizza. "After all," he had said in his typical all-knowing manner that Americans have come to hate, "the pizza industry is much simpler than the medical industry, which we completely nationalized last year." Before pizza was nationalized, virtually every American, whether rural or urban, rich or poor, white or black, or a race somewhere in between, could order a pizza customized to his liking and have it delivered hot to his door in about 45 minutes. Now, in the rare cases where someone actually answers the phone at one of the government's regional pizza kitchens, it takes six hours on average for a pizza to be delivered. The cost of the standard 12-inch pizza is $140, or a 20-fold increase in three years. Half of the increase is due to the skyrocketing inflation caused by the president's stimulus spending in 2009. A dollar now buys only half as much as it did back then. add new comment | quote | 188 reads
Statism is a ReligionSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-14 18:06.
Dale Everett at Lost Liberty Café - a cartoon making crystal clear the religious nature of the state's claim to power. It's based on nothing but faith. add new comment | quote | 202 reads
24 Carat Gold Health Care ScrewSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-07 08:43.
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Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice AmendmentSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-07-10 06:11.
Iowahawk - a glorious, satirical romp with the cap and trade bill. [vanderboegh] In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."
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Funny FortuneSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-06-29 09:01.
From Fre33 Agents:
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Obama Revises Campaign PromiseSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-06-27 06:25.
The Onion updates Obamao's campaign slogan to match reality. Hilarious. [root] WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas."
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He's Barack ObamaSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2009-06-21 15:18.
JibJab has a new animation. "He's Barack Obama. He's come to save the day!" Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Hilarious! [tmm] Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! add new comment | quote | 205 reads
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Nude Photos Email WarningsSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-06-06 06:07.
From tmm: Warning!!!!!!! If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it. It could contain a virus. *********************************************** If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it. It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi. add new comment | quote | 546 reads
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Barocky RoadSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2009-05-31 13:05.
[Received in email, author unknown]
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated? ( categories: Humor )
The Patriot MicrochipSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 2009-05-26 08:16.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. add new comment | quote | 302 reads
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The Free Lunch ProjectSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-05-16 05:04.
The Free Lunch Project is a parody of the Free State Project, done by shyfrog media. Their mascot is a raccoon, and they call themselves "bandits". Hehe. [tmm] A new strategy for...
Dependence in our Lifetime Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility? If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you.
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Libertarians for ObamaSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-05-07 13:23.
From codrea, actual events posted at my.barackobama.com. I'll bet they don't last long. Libertarians for Obama Brainstorm (Meeting) All liberty lovers are invited. We will be discussing important issues and may even take a short field trip (there is a cargo train track nearby). Attendees should love hard work , cramped spaces, and hot rooms. Please come with only a small number of personal belongings. The trip for liberty lovers will be cramped. Feel free to contact by email - webintro@tds.net. Time: Saturday, June 13 12:00 PM
Every Obama suporter is welcome to attend. Please bring a copy of the Constitution to shred and burn. We may also burn an assault weapon owner at the stake. Time: Saturday, May 30, 12:00 PM
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QuoteSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-05-07 07:59.
From tmm: Build a politician a fire, and he will be warm for a day. add new comment | quote | 288 reads
iSnortSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-05-02 05:47.
The iSnort is an electronic simulation of making and snorting lines of cocaine. Hilarious. Not available from the Apple Store, and very likely won't be. The £5 price ($7.64 today) pays for an iPhone-sized video that looks just like an app. With practice, you can synchronize your actions with the video, as the actor does in the video below. [shenanigans] YouTube video here, and embedded below. ( categories: Humor )
Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods Kill PeopleSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-05-01 06:14.
From [shenanigans]:
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Obama Mulls ‘Assault-Vehicle’ Ban to Spur Car SalesSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-04-30 15:27.
Scott Ott at Scrappleface - satire, but hey, if talk about the possibility of an "assault weapon" ban can spur gun sales, why not rumors about an "assault vehicle" ban to spur car sales? add new comment | quote | 293 reads
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Bag of WeedSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-04-22 07:36.
Family Guy extols, in music and dance, that everything is better with a bag of weed. Hilarious! [root] add new comment | quote | 343 reads
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BlogrollMike VanderboeghQuotesEvery man, woman, and responsible child has an unalienable individual, civil, Constitutional, and human right to obtain, own, and carry, openly or concealed, any weapon -- rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- any time, any place, without asking anyone's permission. -- L. Neil Smith Reread that pesky first clause of the Second Amendment. It doesn't say what any of us thought it said. What it says is that infringing the right of the people to keep and bear arms is treason. What else do you call an act that endangers "the security of a free state"? And if it's treason, then it's punishable by death. I suggest due process, speedy trials, and public hangings. -- L. Neil Smith Based on 253 journal articles, 99 books, 43 government publications, and some of its own empirical work, the panel couldn't identify a single gun control regulation that reduced violent crime, suicide or accidents. -- John Lott, commenting on the National Academy of Sciences report (PDF) on gun control laws Zero Aggression Principle ("Zap") "A libertarian is a person who believes that no one has the right, under any circumstances, to initiate force against another human being, or to advocate or delegate its initiation. Those who act consistently with this principle are libertarians, whether they realize it or not. Those who fail to act consistently with it are not libertarians, regardless of what they may claim." -- L. Neil Smith Formerly called the "Non-Aggression Principle", or "NAP" Why Did It Have to be... Guns? Make no mistake: all politicians -- even those ostensibly on the side of guns and gun ownership -- hate the issue and anyone, like me, who insists on bringing it up. They hate it because it's an X-ray machine. It's a Vulcan mind-meld. It's the ultimate test to which any politician -- or political philosophy -- can be put. If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and paying cash -- for any rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- without producing ID or signing one scrap of paper, he isn't your friend no matter what he tells you. If he isn't genuinely enthusiastic about his average constituent stuffing that weapon into a purse or pocket or tucking it under a coat and walking home without asking anybody's permission, he's a four-flusher, no matter what he claims. What his attitude -- toward your ownership and use of weapons -- conveys is his real attitude about you. And if he doesn't trust you, then why in the name of John Moses Browning should you trust him? -- L. Neil Smith "Tell me," I was once asked, "What do you think about gun control? Give me the short answer." To which I replied, "If you try to take our firearms we will kill you." -- Mike Vanderboegh Also from The Atlanta Declaration: ... like going to the bathroom, breathing, eating, sleeping, or making love, it turns out that self-defense is a bodily function one cannot safely or effectively delegate to a second party. -- L. Neil Smith This does not mean that "Marijuana should be available by prescription." It means that morphine sulfate should be available in five pound bags at the supermarket for a couple of bucks, like sugar... but probably in a different aisle, to avoid confusion. -- Vin Suprynowicz The state can only survive as long as a majority is programmed to believe that theft isn't wrong if it's called taxation or asset forfeiture or eminent domain, that assault and kidnapping isn't wrong if it's called arrest, that mass murder isn't wrong if it's called war. -- Bill St. Clair Monthly ArchivesTTLB |
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